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talking to an old friend in Hamburg.

He said that since this morning for the snow and that snow accumulated and reaches a height of 1.20 m. Temperature and below 0 ° C and there is a north wind with gusts to 100 km / hour. He told me that his wife has done nothing but look out the kitchen window all day.

I also said that if the weather gets worse, not going to be another choice but to let go ...

A woman asks her Buddhist teacher:

-Teacher: I do not understand why if a man makes love with several women, has a reputation of a champion. But if a woman has sex with several men, immediately has the reputation of a bitch. Is not that unfair?

The Master replied:

-Make an effort and think: a key that opens several locks, is a key "master", worthy of appreciation. But if a lock can be opened by several different keys ... no avail.

woman comes home and the husband is preparing a suitcase. The woman asks:

- What are you doing?

"I'm making a suitcase.

- What for?

"To go to Australia.

- What for?

say that there are charged $ 100 for each sex.

"The woman also began to prepare a suitcase.

"And the husband asks:

- What are you doing?

"I'm making a suitcase.

- What for?

"To go to Australia.

- What for?

-To help, because I do not live with $ 100 a month.

A lady tells her husband:

- You know my love? The new neighbors are so loving, he kisses, hugs, caresses. Why do not you do the same?

- Because I hardly know this woman!

One woman is with her lover in bed, when suddenly the phone rings, she hears and reads:

- Yeah, right. Do not worry. Okay, okay, bye.

The man asked who he was, and she replied:

"It was my husband says he'll be late because he is having dinner with you.

While breakfast, the woman tells her husband in a tone of complaint:

- Do you know? Last night, when sleeping, you were insulting me.

- Who told you to sleep?

A guy robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage if he saw when he stole. He answers yes. The thief shoots and kills him.

The thief asks the second hostage if he saw when he stole. This says yes. The thief shoots and kills him.

The thief asks the third hostage if he saw when he stole.

The hostage answers,

"Not me, but my wife did.

A woman wakes up in the morning, wakes her husband and says,

"Honey, I've had a wonderful dream. I dreamed that gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What does it mean?

The husband replies,

"I know your birthday.

comes on the birthday of the wife, in that, the husband comes home with a package in his hand. The woman, excited, take it out of the hands, tear the paper nervous, quickly opened the box and found a book entitled: " Meaning of Dreams

After half century of total harmony in marriage, he dies, and shortly after, she. Both believers and practitioners are going to heaven.

In heaven, she was looking at her husband for 50 years and ran to where he is, hugs, kisses, caresses countless makes and says

- Queridooooo! What luck to find it again!

To which he responds:

"No, no, no. Do not give me nonsense now. The deal was: UNTIL DEATH DO U.S. PART!

Pain Around The Navel Area After Cs

SHARING MY DEAR ANIMAL HAPPY DAY! DRAWING

They would be unable to destroy the world they inhabit ...

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VIOLATIONS (licensed by Creative Commons)

All residents of the City of Buenos Aires know serious traffic problems we suffer daily . Those who drive, they also must deal constantly with the limits for parking ...

For this reason, it is common view consult via web how to accumulate violations, in severe cases they are subtracting points to his record by nearly new scoring system .

I think we all agree that whoever commits an offense be penalized accordingly. Is simply the application of rewards and punishments that should exist in any society always intended to be live within a order, but I'm not going to finally understand why it is never invent offenses that do not exist Subject to those who already have quite complicated life just because you hit the street .

I say this because I hear more and more often than breaches come due (thereby preventing voluntary payment) and many people denounced the arrival of some non-existent (with photo included).

latter was what happened to my dad just a couple of months. Allegedly parked on the left hand in a prohibited a Tuesday at 9.30 am. Not remember having been in that place and did not even know this street, so he asked me to look online and high street.

And was suspicious that the height was non-existent for 20 blocks apart. But until then, I thought there might have been a mistake by the agent who made the fine and photographed "? the car. Meanwhile, my dad kept insisting that he had never been there and to demonstrate it did not bother to come and thus confirm if he knew or not the place.

Conclusion: Not only the blunder in height but could never having photographed the car there, parked on the left because the street was DOUBLE HAND.

I wonder the following: Will you use Photoshop to try to raise more?

regret that in my city to draw up such SCAMS. Yes, I said scam because no other word fits you. But I regretted my dad, who was who lost an entire morning to discuss something that was obvious. Finally, he apologized but I think it is not enough.

When is the day you start to respect us as we deserve?

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