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WOMAN TO WOMAN SMILES THREE THREE ONE NIGHT

WISDOM

A old had a lake on his farm. After a long time, decides to see if everything was in order. He took a basket to take the ride and bring some fruit by the way ... But as it approaches the lake, animated voices heard.

saw a group of women bathing completely naked .
Seeing all went to the deepest part of the lake, keeping only his head above water.
One woman shouted:
- We will not leave while you are away!
The old man replied:
- I do not come here to see them go nude swimming or lake!
Lifting the basket, he said,
- I'm here just to feed the crocodile ...


PRACTICE

comes a kind of a hotel room and asks . The manager says he only has a bed in a shared room, which nobody wants because the other guest hoarse strong.

The guy replied that no problem and decide to share a room.
The next morning the manager asks if she slept well.
"Perfectly," replied .- Thanks!
- And the Lord of the snoring?

"Look, just entered the room, gave him a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the buttock, and he spent the night with open eyes and the contrast against the wall!

MENOPAUSE

With the new technology applied to fertility , a 65 year old woman gave birth to a baby . When he left the hospital and went home, got his to visit family.

- Can we see the baby? Asked one of them.
- Not yet, "said the mother brand 65.
Half an hour and a question and concerned relatives ...
- Can we meet the new baby? Nooooooooooo
"Still, her mother said. Go
a while and ask again, impatient.
"Why, When will we see the baby? "When
cry was the reply.
- When you cry? Claimed.
- Why do we have to wait until he cries?
- Because I do not remember where I put it ...!!!

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Chlamydia From French Kissing

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last month we had another birthday 15. This time there was no high heels or high production staff and for the occasion, the celebration took place in a player . Yes, this place full of balls where children little ones entertained for hours and infected with lice .

I think the dream of all adults of my generation who have taken so long to our own children but always denied us the chance to experience how it feels to get into this mysterious space.

This party out of the ordinary. First, I loved the idea of \u200b\u200bgoing dressed in jeans and sneakers . Then, with the informality of the hearing, the adults we mingle with the guys dancing strict compliance with the proposed games. Nothing exotic delicacies. Pizza for everyone and enough. Then sweet table with a variety of cakes left us with his mouth open and finally and best of all: the routine lasted only 4 hours. Enough to finish the carnival in Rio . Neither too long nor too short. The perfect time to enjoy and to stay who want to stay a little longer.

But the icing on the cake was in the maze ... There, where, according to my husband and son , I was not going to set foot, I completed my tour at the end in throwing pool full of balls. It was an extraordinary feeling that none of my critics felt it did not dare to enter. And they lost.

Of course, the next day I could not move. I think these areas are not suitable for over 40 but does not sting like scabies and at least once in my life I had the pleasure to know why more children die by the players.

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WITCH (sorry, in-law)

I KNOW, I DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. ME WITHIN A FEW YEARS ARE GOING TO TOUCH ME. BUT when that happens, "Witches" will be 'wives ...

Ah! Before reading and start laughing, remember that today, February 15 is my birthday. If you want, you can stop by.

"I put a notice by the death of my mother.
-are $ 10 per word.
-Set "Josephine died."
-charge by at least five words or $ 50.
"I just want to spend $ 20.
"You can not.
"So the legend" Joseph died. Vendo Toyota Corolla. "


Grandmother, shut your eyes.
- Why you want to close your eyes?
"Because Daddy said that when you close your eyes, be happy.

"Daughter, your husband came yesterday so drunk he mistook room, got into my bed y. .. and you imagine what we did.

- But Mom! And you did not say anything?
"I know I do not speak with him.


- What happened buddy, someone died?
"My donkey killed my mother with a kick.
- All those people knew your mother?
"No, they came to buy the donkey.


- Why do you cry?
"I took my mother to the doctor and says he has only one month old.
"Relax, thirty days fly ...


"If it were not for the mustache, you'd just like my mother.
"I have no mustache.
"She does.


- Where do you come with all your clothes torn?
"From my mother's funeral.
- So you were badly dressed?
"No, he resisted tooth and nail the wretched ...


- Again the harvest crows ate me!
"It's like me, put up a scarecrow.
"I got, but the Ravens did not give ball ...
-Hit a picture of my mother.
- Is it effective?
"Not only do I eat the crop, but I returned a year past.


-Pepe, I see you worried.
"He almost ran over my mother.
- You missed the brakes?
"No, the throttle.


- How I bought my mother?
"Nothing.
- Deal!


-Mother In Law, Do you believe in reincarnation?
"Yes.
- What animal would you like to be reincarnated?
"In a snake.
"It bears repeating ...

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Doi Have And Extra Vertebrae

three years to write ... (Licensed by Creative Commons)

seems impossible but today it is exactly three years to write my daily stories .

This madness of creating a blog was born a few days before opening my fourth decade of life and encouraging me to do I opened the door to a world so unfamiliar and fascinating.

All this freedom of expression allowed me to show me as I am. I can not keep my feelings (nor do I care to hide it). Many of you might know me as a woman of character. Say it quiet: "character of shit." But I am well and from this house learned to express feelings as I had never imagined I could do.

Almost 50,000 visitors. More than 80 followers and around 3700 comments are not just numbers. Are indicators of a particular friendship originated in this environment in which interactive the cool the respect the affection and mutual acceptance of different views made it possible for me grow to the point of feeling now more mature , more and more woman happy . And that I owe to you .

Getting laugh, cry, learn and think is the best gift for a blogger .

So I say THANK .

last minute!
This morning, my dear friend Marina Aquarian, gave me this wonderful and I want to share with you.
Thanks Marina! I love you.

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Tablespoon Of Sesame Seeds To Grams

SEXIST LANGUAGE

FOX = Hero of justice. FOX

= Puta.

DOG = Best friend of man.

bitch = bitch.

ADVENTURER = Bold, brave, risky.

ADVENTUROUS = Puta.

ANY = John Doe, Richard Roe, Zutano.

ANY = Puta.

STREET = From the street, urban.

STREET = Puta.

little man = man, at least, small.

Slut = Puta.

prominent public figure = Character. Public official. WOMEN

PUBLIC = Puta.

LIFE MAN = man of great experience.

WOMEN OF LIFE = Puta.

PUTO = Homosexual.

PUTA = Puta.

BOLD = Bold, courageous.

DARING = Insolent, rude.

SINGLE = Coveted, intelligent and capable.

MAIDEN = Quedada, slow, and it was the train.

FATHER IN LAW =

political Father.

MOTHER = Witch, nosy, etc.

SEXIST = Female male.

FEMINIST = Lesbian.

DON JUAN = Man in all its meaning. Juana

= The cleaning woman.

This is to see that even living in the heart of women's liberation, are many things to correct. Especially when the woman adjectives.

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