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talking to an old friend in Hamburg.

He said that since this morning for the snow and that snow accumulated and reaches a height of 1.20 m. Temperature and below 0 ° C and there is a north wind with gusts to 100 km / hour. He told me that his wife has done nothing but look out the kitchen window all day.

I also said that if the weather gets worse, not going to be another choice but to let go ...

A woman asks her Buddhist teacher:

-Teacher: I do not understand why if a man makes love with several women, has a reputation of a champion. But if a woman has sex with several men, immediately has the reputation of a bitch. Is not that unfair?

The Master replied:

-Make an effort and think: a key that opens several locks, is a key "master", worthy of appreciation. But if a lock can be opened by several different keys ... no avail.

woman comes home and the husband is preparing a suitcase. The woman asks:

- What are you doing?

"I'm making a suitcase.

- What for?

"To go to Australia.

- What for?

say that there are charged $ 100 for each sex.

"The woman also began to prepare a suitcase.

"And the husband asks:

- What are you doing?

"I'm making a suitcase.

- What for?

"To go to Australia.

- What for?

-To help, because I do not live with $ 100 a month.

A lady tells her husband:

- You know my love? The new neighbors are so loving, he kisses, hugs, caresses. Why do not you do the same?

- Because I hardly know this woman!

One woman is with her lover in bed, when suddenly the phone rings, she hears and reads:

- Yeah, right. Do not worry. Okay, okay, bye.

The man asked who he was, and she replied:

"It was my husband says he'll be late because he is having dinner with you.

While breakfast, the woman tells her husband in a tone of complaint:

- Do you know? Last night, when sleeping, you were insulting me.

- Who told you to sleep?

A guy robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage if he saw when he stole. He answers yes. The thief shoots and kills him.

The thief asks the second hostage if he saw when he stole. This says yes. The thief shoots and kills him.

The thief asks the third hostage if he saw when he stole.

The hostage answers,

"Not me, but my wife did.

A woman wakes up in the morning, wakes her husband and says,

"Honey, I've had a wonderful dream. I dreamed that gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What does it mean?

The husband replies,

"I know your birthday.

comes on the birthday of the wife, in that, the husband comes home with a package in his hand. The woman, excited, take it out of the hands, tear the paper nervous, quickly opened the box and found a book entitled: " Meaning of Dreams

After half century of total harmony in marriage, he dies, and shortly after, she. Both believers and practitioners are going to heaven.

In heaven, she was looking at her husband for 50 years and ran to where he is, hugs, kisses, caresses countless makes and says

- Queridooooo! What luck to find it again!

To which he responds:

"No, no, no. Do not give me nonsense now. The deal was: UNTIL DEATH DO U.S. PART!

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SHARING MY DEAR ANIMAL HAPPY DAY! DRAWING

They would be unable to destroy the world they inhabit ...

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VIOLATIONS (licensed by Creative Commons)

All residents of the City of Buenos Aires know serious traffic problems we suffer daily . Those who drive, they also must deal constantly with the limits for parking ...

For this reason, it is common view consult via web how to accumulate violations, in severe cases they are subtracting points to his record by nearly new scoring system .

I think we all agree that whoever commits an offense be penalized accordingly. Is simply the application of rewards and punishments that should exist in any society always intended to be live within a order, but I'm not going to finally understand why it is never invent offenses that do not exist Subject to those who already have quite complicated life just because you hit the street .

I say this because I hear more and more often than breaches come due (thereby preventing voluntary payment) and many people denounced the arrival of some non-existent (with photo included).

latter was what happened to my dad just a couple of months. Allegedly parked on the left hand in a prohibited a Tuesday at 9.30 am. Not remember having been in that place and did not even know this street, so he asked me to look online and high street.

And was suspicious that the height was non-existent for 20 blocks apart. But until then, I thought there might have been a mistake by the agent who made the fine and photographed "? the car. Meanwhile, my dad kept insisting that he had never been there and to demonstrate it did not bother to come and thus confirm if he knew or not the place.

Conclusion: Not only the blunder in height but could never having photographed the car there, parked on the left because the street was DOUBLE HAND.

I wonder the following: Will you use Photoshop to try to raise more?

regret that in my city to draw up such SCAMS. Yes, I said scam because no other word fits you. But I regretted my dad, who was who lost an entire morning to discuss something that was obvious. Finally, he apologized but I think it is not enough.

When is the day you start to respect us as we deserve?

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The first books of maps on the cover had an engraving of a mythological hero named Atlas, carrying the world. Therefore world maps are called Atlas

bestseller in the world are in the first place: The Bible 6,000,000,000 copies, second series Harry Potter and third quotations of Mao Tse Tung

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When Elizabeth I of Russia died in 1762, were found 15.000 dresses. I used to change clothes two or even 3 times a night.

Marconi, inventor of the telegraph, he worked in a sophisticated device intended to record voices from the past . Its purpose was to hear the last words of Christ

The Titanic had four towers of fire and only three worked, but it was good luck to have four, built a to look.

The word testify is based on the Roman courts where men were swearing by their testicles on a statement

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MISS FUN OF JAZMINES (licensed by Creative Commons)

She took care to clarify (in case anyone doubted it) that young had been very pretty. I used to ride from here to there always giving a smile. paraded through the streets always in fashion made with their own hands, heels, dress fitted at the waist, short hair and thick, sensuous lips. Timid little makeup and sympathy were his outstanding characteristics.

The Miss of jasmine. So they knew in the neighborhood she was born. Nothing so and so. Nothing to be "daughter of" . He loved by jasmine perfume and every time he got the time he approached the cushy positions of flowers to buy a bunch, and another and another.

Character

strong, temperamental, hard working and honest, above all, were his qualities .

is filled pride whenever he could, explaining that he knew sewing, embroidery and knitting. And he did very well. I know. Was working for all manual tasks and was able to recycle any old crap transforming it into something useful.

cooked wonders and recalled that he learned to do when teen still had to take care of the house as their parents worked all day. He was an only child and the loaded backpack for life enabled him to advise strongly that I stay only "M" .

Almost married at 30. Explained its desire to be mother. was a "housewife" with all the letters and always kept his passion for two hobbies: speak English and painting. Both studied and hung up several degrees of course as he came to do.

Over the years, he lost his belt, he honed his lips and began to appear some signs that confirmed the passage of time . But still maintained the same spirit ever.
will no longer passionate about cooking, but painting was his grounding cable and enjoyed enchastrando fabrics. retained its strong character and indiscreet sincerity. But he did not care. She was.

never stopped loving jasmine. Those that characterized it when young and accompanied him in his maturity even when their spirit and their forces had begun to decrease.

In July 2010, celebrated its 80 years . He said he weighed his "ailments" but still was happy. He felt that he had already run its course and was very clear that from then on, every new day would be a gift from heaven.

Today should be celebrating 52 years of married to his lifelong companion . When he wanted. When he fought. At that angered so many times and also today's strange. But I'm sure, somewhere is ready to offer him. As always.

it takes a lot of blood. His character, his sincerity and his own temperament. But above all things, I inherited his love of family and his desire to fight it every day.

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THE SWEET TASTE OF EXQUISITE WOMAN (by Garcia Marquez)

If you have not passed the scalpel for your skin, if you have implants silicone somewhere in your body, if you do not generate rolls trauma, if you've never suffered from anorexia or bulimia , if your stature does not affect your personal, if when you go to the beach prefer to have fun at sea and not on a towel for hours or stuffy hiding your body , if you think the fidelity is possible and practical, if you know how prepares rice, if you can prepare a full meal with dessert, if your priority is not to be blonde at all costs, if you wake up 4:00 am to get first to the gym , if you can come up with gym clothing quiet street on a Sunday without a drop of makeup in face ...

YOU ARE IN ROUTE OF EXTINCTION ... 're a fine woman!

A exquisite woman is not one that most men at her feet; but one that has only one that really makes happy. A beautiful woman is not the young , even the skinny , or that has the smoother skin or hair most striking; is one that with just a frank and open smile , with a simple touch and a good advice can be happy life. A valuable woman is not one that has more titles, no more academic positions. An exquisite woman is not the most ardent (although if you ask me, all women are very hot ... and we are out of focus are the men) ; but it vibrates to make love only with the man she loves. An interesting woman is not one that is flattered to be admired for its beauty and elegance ; is strong woman character can say NO.

AND MAN ... A MAN EXQUISITE


is one that values \u200b\u200ba woman. Q ue is proud to have her as a partner ... You know play it as a musician playing his beloved instrument virtuous ... Q ue fight by his side sharing all his roles, from washing dishes and hang clothes, to give back massages and care she lavished upon him before ...
The truth, fellow men, is that women in that of being "macho"
take us a great ride ...
What fools we have been and are-when we appreciate the "gift" only the shine of your package!

Tonto thousand times foolish man who eats bagasse in the street, taking a delicacy at home.

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INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE OF BIDET. DAILY bullshit

From now I clarified that I did not write it (that's why going to look nice).

I say this so I will not fill with laudatory comments explaining that they admire my sense of humor and all that stuff ...

I received by mail and go one to know who came up with that idea. It is a little strong, I will not deny, but amused me.

... Most of what we used well, sitting with his back to the wall, driving the touch taps, but one came with a theory irrefutable:

-The bidet be used in front of the wall because the little thing on the water flow is just you in the right place, you can see the taps, the soap and towel .

Makes sense, I thought. When you touch me, I will try.

The next morning, with my gown sheltered at a little game I played in the cellular while doing what he had to do in the toilet .

crop ET. I squatted slightly and pivoting on one foot giving half turn almost like a choreographed of Ginger Rogers, and parked in a maneuver on the bidet, facing the wall. Great! I could access the shins, mix hot with cold until just lukewarm, I handled the pressure of the medium, even soap, towel, everything. Impeccable.

This friend was right, and introduced me to a world somewhat addictive. I took off my coat, jumped into the shower and went to the office , and late in the bidet.

In the office, so good. At lunch time you gave me innovate, and ordered a delivery of Chinese food : Pork with mushrooms and bamboo shoots. Very rich, but the effect was more instant than my morning coffee.

I went to the bathroom of employees pushing the songs: all the boxes were occupied. cagooo Me! The heads had gone out to eat, and his secretary was having lunch in the dining room ... so I surreptitiously slipped in the bath management. Meanwhile

examined all:

- What guachos these bosses! In the bathroom of employees we put a toilet paper with which You can file your nails as shit, but here are a gently, cloth towels, Glade Touch, soap-soap, liquid detergent that does not push a button sticky, magazines in a basket and even a basket with potpourri of cinnamon, jasmine and rose petals on the toilet bag.

finished. I went to the bidet. I did the same maneuver in the morning at home, pivoting on one foot ... half twist ... and I forgot I had pants and trousers at the ankles that made stops against the base of the bidet. Error.

textile Braking face threw me against the wall, bounced, slid to down and was hooked at the tip of the bidet bowl. My complaint was acute finite. Luckily I broke the lips against the tiles, only nosebleed me, and I spotted the white shirt that last night I ironed with Klara. With one hand he pulled a bit of toilet paper rolls and I did plug the two nostrils: it knew what he was bleeding.

Meanwhile I tried to advance on the bidet, facing the wall, hooked up to unzip my body, but I was almost kneeling on the floor because I continued to hold the pants against the base. I opened the hot, boiling jet me charred face, that little thing was just above the water. I stuck the fret, I opened the cold, and the pressure increased. It was like a h idrolavadora throwing lava in the ass. I wanted to lower the pressure to tap the middle, but facing the faucet was the opposite: increased strength, and I felt that I got up off the floor. I stopped as I could, I staggered back and fell on my head against the other wall.

So I found the secretary, after the maintenance of could force the door, passed out face up, a little screwed up, naked, face red as a beet the blood-stained shirt , toilet paper half dissolved in the nose and bidet jet to all that gave, tearing the ceiling paint.

I had to pay arrangements. In the upstairs moisture appeared to them in their sockets. At the bottom, on the walls. I paid for the painting, the painter, "I said drenched magazines, expensive toilet paper and soap until the rain broke bidetera.

Tips bidet when

* rely solely on the bidet in your home. He is your best friend, and you know of the temperature, pressure the and direction of rotation of the bobbin.

* A bidet others is more difficult to handle than a digger .

* This bidet alien will the speed of a Ferrari will go from zero to one hundred (degrees) in four seconds, the carbonizándote ass.

* The optimal management bidet controls implies knowledge of hydraulics and thermodynamics by an equation that includes: pressure from 0 to 100%, temperature A, B temperature, geolocation ass, index health and noise.

* When you master all these variables, you will play a bidet with monocomando .

monocomando

* handle that possessed a joystick you rise from the floor. Prior practice with a jet-ski.

* Finally, do not trust your friends. Innovate is bad ...

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once already summarized in this space the joys of living . On that occasion, he described some situations without anesthesia household as a perfectly dramatized stories. Today I approached, a chapter of them so they can see how as we grow older, you become more patient with the nonsense of his beloved partner .

"What we want, we want to. No doubt. If not, and we should have sent another ultimatum letter which document that is so fashionable these days.

But nothing that. We have learned to live with our own misery ... And our premature aging: that which makes every so often, we boludeces that under normal conditions would be absolutely unthinkable.

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you surely will happen that streak of situations that occur in the home. For example, when the refrigerator breaks down, just burn the TV, and loses gas stove ...

Well, something similar happened in our house the past few days. It burned a light bulb from the library and immediately burned the two that illuminate a hallway of the house. We thought we had an electrical problem. But no. Not so. Just change the light bulbs and matter closed.

The day after I entered the strange event bathroom like every morning and one of the three light bulbs that lit up the side of me still asleep, and made a little noise flickered medium rare. I tried to screw a bit more if he had come loose. But nothing.

I talked to my husband, who tried to set it bluntly, too, but again without success.

- Damn! The lamp is broken. False turns along with the bulb.

precariously tried to fix it and when he put a clamp on device , Broke the plastic so that the lamp could not be removed.

- Shit! Now I have to disassemble the entire kit to make the fixture. I'll buy three so and arrange everything. Plastics are crystallized and no longer serve ...

What followed thereafter was a series of indecipherable puteadas complication product was produced in a simple repair. Anyway, husband in question, implemented their willingness and locked in the bathroom so that no one interrupted her task.

A while later, while I was working with my notebook in the kitchen, I felt that pressure had lowered and immediately turned off the monitor since the PC was plugged in with battery charging.

At the same time, my son came running from his living advising XBOX was out. I jumped from my chair and ran to the library to verify the status of the PC of the house. The monitor was black ....

beating quickly to the bathroom to see what happened but a foul smell stopped me before to ask my husband what was that horrible smoke coming out of the kit ...
- Fuck! They joined the wires and made a short ...

Luckily, nothing was burned. All returned to work correctly, except the bathroom light was still flashing after all work done to the divine button.

Rato latest, notebook or PC or XBOX on, my beloved better half , bathed in perspiration, his face black with bits of plastic flash and scattered his body, he confirmed what we already expected:

"In the end, the fixture will work well. The balloon was farting I was going wrong with the filament that is about to cut ... "

CONCLUSION: Before exposing their partners to an electric safe exhaust all instances to verify if the malfunction of a light bulb finally responds to an electrical problem.

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TIPS

As today

International Women's Day beautiful and intelligent, I leave here some famous quotes of women to consider.

And do not forget our leiv-motiv: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of reaching

safe and sound in a body attractive and well preserved, but a career the edge of precipices, chocolate in one hand and glass of wine in the other, but totally dilapidated and shouting

Guauuuuuuuuu, what little trip!

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong

-Inside me lives a thin woman screaming to get out, but I silenced her with cookies. Fabiana

-In life, the years more screwed are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes

-No I vacuumed up invent one that can be mounted. Roseanne Barr

"Old age is no place for wimps ... Bette Davis

-The thirty-five, the age when finally you have your head planted but the rest starts to fall. Caryn Lescher

"If you can not be a good example, then you have to be a horrible warning. Anonymous

HAPPY DAY, WOMEN!

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WISDOM

A old had a lake on his farm. After a long time, decides to see if everything was in order. He took a basket to take the ride and bring some fruit by the way ... But as it approaches the lake, animated voices heard.

saw a group of women bathing completely naked .
Seeing all went to the deepest part of the lake, keeping only his head above water.
One woman shouted:
- We will not leave while you are away!
The old man replied:
- I do not come here to see them go nude swimming or lake!
Lifting the basket, he said,
- I'm here just to feed the crocodile ...


PRACTICE

comes a kind of a hotel room and asks . The manager says he only has a bed in a shared room, which nobody wants because the other guest hoarse strong.

The guy replied that no problem and decide to share a room.
The next morning the manager asks if she slept well.
"Perfectly," replied .- Thanks!
- And the Lord of the snoring?

"Look, just entered the room, gave him a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the buttock, and he spent the night with open eyes and the contrast against the wall!

MENOPAUSE

With the new technology applied to fertility , a 65 year old woman gave birth to a baby . When he left the hospital and went home, got his to visit family.

- Can we see the baby? Asked one of them.
- Not yet, "said the mother brand 65.
Half an hour and a question and concerned relatives ...
- Can we meet the new baby? Nooooooooooo
"Still, her mother said. Go
a while and ask again, impatient.
"Why, When will we see the baby? "When
cry was the reply.
- When you cry? Claimed.
- Why do we have to wait until he cries?
- Because I do not remember where I put it ...!!!

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last month we had another birthday 15. This time there was no high heels or high production staff and for the occasion, the celebration took place in a player . Yes, this place full of balls where children little ones entertained for hours and infected with lice .

I think the dream of all adults of my generation who have taken so long to our own children but always denied us the chance to experience how it feels to get into this mysterious space.

This party out of the ordinary. First, I loved the idea of \u200b\u200bgoing dressed in jeans and sneakers . Then, with the informality of the hearing, the adults we mingle with the guys dancing strict compliance with the proposed games. Nothing exotic delicacies. Pizza for everyone and enough. Then sweet table with a variety of cakes left us with his mouth open and finally and best of all: the routine lasted only 4 hours. Enough to finish the carnival in Rio . Neither too long nor too short. The perfect time to enjoy and to stay who want to stay a little longer.

But the icing on the cake was in the maze ... There, where, according to my husband and son , I was not going to set foot, I completed my tour at the end in throwing pool full of balls. It was an extraordinary feeling that none of my critics felt it did not dare to enter. And they lost.

Of course, the next day I could not move. I think these areas are not suitable for over 40 but does not sting like scabies and at least once in my life I had the pleasure to know why more children die by the players.

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WITCH (sorry, in-law)

I KNOW, I DO NOT SAY ANYTHING. ME WITHIN A FEW YEARS ARE GOING TO TOUCH ME. BUT when that happens, "Witches" will be 'wives ...

Ah! Before reading and start laughing, remember that today, February 15 is my birthday. If you want, you can stop by.

"I put a notice by the death of my mother.
-are $ 10 per word.
-Set "Josephine died."
-charge by at least five words or $ 50.
"I just want to spend $ 20.
"You can not.
"So the legend" Joseph died. Vendo Toyota Corolla. "


Grandmother, shut your eyes.
- Why you want to close your eyes?
"Because Daddy said that when you close your eyes, be happy.

"Daughter, your husband came yesterday so drunk he mistook room, got into my bed y. .. and you imagine what we did.

- But Mom! And you did not say anything?
"I know I do not speak with him.


- What happened buddy, someone died?
"My donkey killed my mother with a kick.
- All those people knew your mother?
"No, they came to buy the donkey.


- Why do you cry?
"I took my mother to the doctor and says he has only one month old.
"Relax, thirty days fly ...


"If it were not for the mustache, you'd just like my mother.
"I have no mustache.
"She does.


- Where do you come with all your clothes torn?
"From my mother's funeral.
- So you were badly dressed?
"No, he resisted tooth and nail the wretched ...


- Again the harvest crows ate me!
"It's like me, put up a scarecrow.
"I got, but the Ravens did not give ball ...
-Hit a picture of my mother.
- Is it effective?
"Not only do I eat the crop, but I returned a year past.


-Pepe, I see you worried.
"He almost ran over my mother.
- You missed the brakes?
"No, the throttle.


- How I bought my mother?
"Nothing.
- Deal!


-Mother In Law, Do you believe in reincarnation?
"Yes.
- What animal would you like to be reincarnated?
"In a snake.
"It bears repeating ...

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seems impossible but today it is exactly three years to write my daily stories .

This madness of creating a blog was born a few days before opening my fourth decade of life and encouraging me to do I opened the door to a world so unfamiliar and fascinating.

All this freedom of expression allowed me to show me as I am. I can not keep my feelings (nor do I care to hide it). Many of you might know me as a woman of character. Say it quiet: "character of shit." But I am well and from this house learned to express feelings as I had never imagined I could do.

Almost 50,000 visitors. More than 80 followers and around 3700 comments are not just numbers. Are indicators of a particular friendship originated in this environment in which interactive the cool the respect the affection and mutual acceptance of different views made it possible for me grow to the point of feeling now more mature , more and more woman happy . And that I owe to you .

Getting laugh, cry, learn and think is the best gift for a blogger .

So I say THANK .

last minute!
This morning, my dear friend Marina Aquarian, gave me this wonderful and I want to share with you.
Thanks Marina! I love you.

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SEXIST LANGUAGE

FOX = Hero of justice. FOX

= Puta.

DOG = Best friend of man.

bitch = bitch.

ADVENTURER = Bold, brave, risky.

ADVENTUROUS = Puta.

ANY = John Doe, Richard Roe, Zutano.

ANY = Puta.

STREET = From the street, urban.

STREET = Puta.

little man = man, at least, small.

Slut = Puta.

prominent public figure = Character. Public official. WOMEN

PUBLIC = Puta.

LIFE MAN = man of great experience.

WOMEN OF LIFE = Puta.

PUTO = Homosexual.

PUTA = Puta.

BOLD = Bold, courageous.

DARING = Insolent, rude.

SINGLE = Coveted, intelligent and capable.

MAIDEN = Quedada, slow, and it was the train.

FATHER IN LAW =

political Father.

MOTHER = Witch, nosy, etc.

SEXIST = Female male.

FEMINIST = Lesbian.

DON JUAN = Man in all its meaning. Juana

= The cleaning woman.

This is to see that even living in the heart of women's liberation, are many things to correct. Especially when the woman adjectives.

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During the last visit to the pediatrician , I was puzzled by a comment he made. While nothing in it catches my attention because it is able to take a Tuesday 13 of pocket at any time, its position to choose who they want to have as patient was evidenced as to leave no doubt.

After interrogating "M" in their performance the school, was dispatched with a:

- Just gave the olive tree a mother your kid of 16. Did you see those guys to give them all the same, that nothing matters, that show a marked apathy towards everything that you propose? Well, this is the case.

head right off I hear so honest especially when he is recognized as a specialist in "problem teenagers." Almost by instinct, retruqué him that I did not correct his attitude, because as a professional, its mission was to help patients and do not discard problems.

- No! "He replied" The problem is in the house. I'm for guide to parents , not educate their children . And if before my observation, the mother replied that I can not put limits a kid that age, I can not do anything for her.

raised the issue So, I went home thinking the words of the doctor not know if he really agreed with his tough stance.

spent a few days visiting the blog "Just Gla" I found a article very interesting. How much of the way there in the often used phrase "What a world we are leaving our children"?

though viewed from the side of the street, and we analyzed what we are doing as parents, we might better ask "What children we are leaving this world!"

I think it is to think, a lot. Here is the link full article it worth reading. And then every one to draw conclusions ...

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not say it's a silly. More than one will be choosing the Sudoku toilet paper. Or not?

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My friend Colette used to say, and long ago, "We are entering the age of never happened" ...

And so. say :

"It's funny. I never had happened, I bent down to pick up a fork and locked me four vertebrae column.

hear: "It's remarkable. I never felt before. I bit into a lemon and I left premolar into eight pieces.

is that as we talk about a First World and a Third no one knows for sure what the Second, we have moved from the First Age to Third not saturate the Second and body acknowledges receipt of such haste. Time itself has even taken a jelly-like plastic, mutant.

estimate:

- "How long have Ricardo moved to its new home?". And we risk

: - "Three, four years." Until someone, who knows, we are out of the question: "Fourteen."

to assume the friend found occasionally in the street:

- "Your kid must be around six, seven years."

- "You have nineteen - we answer the friend - Tacho Come!". And we are introduced to a beast six feet tall, green hair, a nail stuck in his eyebrow miguelito a pod of beans and sour on the cheek.

then what is corroborated, say, John Lennon said: "Time is something that happens while we're distracted by something else." And so that we're distracted doing something else. Much worse is bored. It is sweet to recall certain moments, but I am excited about the things I have to do. Is that many of those certain moments are very old. And therefore worth recalling the advice given by Javier Villafañe when someone asked him how he kept so young for the past eighty years. - "Not with me old," replied the teacher. I want to add that one day, said Jean Louis Barrault, famous French mime, "Middle age is one in which you are still young, but with much more effort ".-

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The man and the evolution

by Freddy Plaza

One of the major topics of controversy is about man's evolution in recent years, namely the origin of man, as we know the studies of physical anthropology shows us that modern man comes from Africa in north-eastern region near what is now known as the Horn of Africa, whose discovery was made by the paleo-anthropologist Mary Leakey, the most complete fossil of Lucy is an Australopithecus dating from about 3.8 to 4 million years, together with other discovery Ears Haeckel in 1856 published the tree of human evolution, this occurs with the emergence of primates, according to studies, was about 65 million years.
Although it is unclear when that separate our ancestor and say, orangutans, chimpanzees and bonobos, but anthropologists assume that was done about 5 to 8 million years, studies of the human genome shows that we share 99% of genes with the chimpanzee and the bonobo, the difference in the genome of any individual is 0.2%, we all have a common mother, African Eve, who lived in what today would be areas of Kenya and Ethiopia.
The concept of race has been of great debate among anthropologists, biologists, to refer to human groups by their physical differences-anatomic biogenetically talking that races do not exist, since the human species is composed of a single race (one race is a recognizable group that is part of a species, a monotypic species has no races, or rather a race contains all the species homo sapiens).
theory and social Darwinism, its agent Spencer influenced by Darwin and Lamarck, wherein said organisms evolved, adapting to the environment, ie more action survives, analyzes society as a body, is evolving to more complex forms both individual and social level, being a deterministic and elitist accepting that the social, cultural and economic Occurs through biological deference indicating that disadvantaged groups have no chance to survive, and that there should be no intervention by the Government
The Middle Paleolithic Neanderthal man appears, the discussion that arose was whether there was a relationship with Homo sapiens, although the response would be that if there was a relationship, but did not influence the appearance of modern man, the remarkable differences with the new species that survived was in morphology and anatomy befell their extinction about 30,000 years ago, causes by their low adaptive capacity.
The new species that conquered the world was the kind that we all belong, this species appeared about 200,000 years ago, there were significant changes in cranial volume 1,500 to 1,600 cm3, the evolution is done to check apart from fossil carbon-14 studies, and brain evolution (changing by natural selection) by different bodies which called MacLean triune brain (there are three very different mentalities brainstem, the limbic system and neocortex, here is checked for years produced changes), the brain had an extraordinary change from Australopithecus homo sapiens sapiens that tripled in size over 4 million years. Strong obstacle
stand the evolution of Homo sapiens sapiens species that through cognition was adapted to the environment, the most important phenomenon is undoubtedly the bipedalism (where there was morphological, metabolic, cerebral, visual), this new position to absorb the heat gender, stereoscopic vision and energy savings, which she used the brain (Arsuaga, 2004).
The existence of these changes, so did the birth, being more painful, because the opening of the pelvis is narrow at this event, there was something that did not exist, was the collaboration of others, the cognitive took shape, to appear, first production of the hunting tools, and a thought symbolic, if; we are comparing the size of the brain to the body there is a noticeable difference, the brain is 7 times larger than the body resulting in a saving metabolic energy that allows bipedal gait. For Mithen existed
cognition that our ancestors possessed three major mental modules, one related to the development of tools called technical module, one related to the knowledge of nature and the social module, allowing interaction with others (here is taken from the studies of Alexander Luria who speaks that cognition is located in different areas of the brain) and from the emergence of language enabled the integration of the three modules, as for many scientists believe that these modules do not appear equally in Australopithecus, Homo habilis, Homo sapiens sapiens, only the latter is what is called cognitive fluidity ( is the ease of information flow from one module to another, resulting in compression of material and non material world (Martin-Loeches).
Mario Bunge For there are three forms of cognition that very significant difference that can be behavioral, perceptual, conceptual, the first related to the movements of some kind, the second with the network of statutes and the third with the systems of concepts as a brain process, he wonders why the human cognitive power, three scenarios presented here are a response would be for brain plasticity (the ability of the CNS to change its composition or its organization as well as to modify some functions (activities)), which is superior to other animals with CNS (central nervous system), another possible response is the dendritic arborization of neurons, this is related to the above, and the last answer is brain lateralization ( evolution has endowed the brain of de-duplicating functions, allowing the use of 1,300 cm3 of brain mass.

This is associated with the ability to store information in the brain that is ten billion bits per cubic centimeter, a little more than any computer which shows how complex the brain in relation to its evolution, the average weight of brain tissue of modern man is of 1,375 grams
cultural transmission, allows the control of different environments occupied by the species homo sapiens sapiens, in different generations through language (enculturation), events of great significance were embodied what calls rock art, before conquering the world around us was what Karl Popper called the World 1 (would the geno-chronological units pre-cámbirca, Paleozoic and Mesozoic) was what he defines the nature, then comes the World 2 (is the Cenozoic Era, particularly in the Quaternary period) here comes the species homo and objective world and subjective their co-evolution results in the World 3, the productions (the present age.)

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ANECDOTES ON THE DAY OF THE THREE KINGS (licensed by Creative Commons)

Not only was I able to collect the stories of my son along its growth. No. I also had the nerve to take note of a few that occur when they made me laugh. Here, some of them to celebrate with you this new "Day of the Magi."

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* For more than ten years, used to sleep a relaxation plate on mouth. Is that I suffer from Bruxism , then to me is as essential as sleeping pill for insomniacs.

When Manu, dog, puppy was still at my carelessness,

chewed so that it was impossible to continue using it.

already with a new, turned to be the same as ever. Until one day I another misfortune. When I go to sleep was not in place. With much concern, I tried to remember what things were done over days they had had to do with it. I memory for a long time but could not find any clues that would tell me where I could have left.

And things do not go away on their own, I assumed it would have been in the least intended to be when we keep the sugar in the fridge ... But in this case was a little uncomfortable. At about midnight , I went to the laundry and no more wasted time I turned the garbage bag on floor. I put my hand through the debris of the day and fumbled until I gave up. Almost

a nervous breakdown , my husband stepped in behind me, he repeated the operation, but with more success as the plate appeared unharmed by the hand of my savior ...

* My husband travel was about to leave for work. And as is frequently used to it, never takes sufficient precautions to take their personal effects and avoid conditions, last minute runs. That day, I remember escorted to buy a fanny as it had in use was very soiled and ajarse risked at any time. When we got home, after its acquisition admire how much work had cost him choose from pure miserable asked me to help him cut the strip of the old order, keep a spare in case you need ¿? I agreed to his request and agreed to hold tight gentilmenete attachment so that he could carry out his wish, but ... To his surprise, when the court ended, he realized that the old bum had been on the side of the table, untouched. He had bought the recently butchered!

In conclusion, he ran to almost buy another when the business closed.

* "M" was about to go to a pajama party as a companion school. As he helped prepare backpack, I asked if the house in question was cute. The Pendex said:

- Yes .. is a two-story house!

- Ah! (Surprised) So it is very big ...

"No, not great. The house is tiny but has two beautiful plants on the sides of the entrance. Hahaha. I never told you it was great. I said I had two plants, no more.

Pendex * And speaking of a few years ago, the football professor had to make an surgery in which they had to remove a small piece of because of a tumor.

When "M" found out, puzzled asked me what was a tumor. Then I said, explaining that there were different types of them according to where they were located such as a brain tumor.

"I see, I said re quiet. He found him a "fecal tumor."

* To change a bit, bought a new disinfectant for floors that had a fascinating aroma. When my son beloved came home from school asked me what was that smell. Then I told her I had found the perfume that I liked.

- Did you see what rich is?

"No, not very rich. smells public restroom ...

* And here, my jewel. am a little distracted, but sometimes I step out of line. I went to the kiosk to buy a recharge card for cellular . I told the guy,

- Can I have a 50 card?

I took the wallet, looked at him and asked:

- How much?

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