If there is a disorder characterized by disturbances in the search for other people ... be called "study psychology ".... When one studies
PSYCHOLOGY:
discovered almost immediately that psychology is very different to what I thought was, and what people think it is.
- Little by little you realize that everything you never questioned in the school, is incredibly relative.
- As you progress, you learn more ways to argue against the concept of 'reality'.
- At first, when asked 'What are you studying? " Animated say 'Psychology'.
- In first year, you realize that you read the last week than during the 12 years of school.
- When a subject is less than 650 pages per test becomes the easy.
- As you progress, the more you realize that your initial motivation to enter the race was ridiculous.
- As you go, you go back agnostic, and gives you more nostalgic thinking about the past when 'you could be happy. "
- If you are a man, you start looking for girls desperate, and you do not realize that 75% of your course are women.
- If you are a woman, you start to stink sensitive men.
- If you are a woman, you realize that and not call attention, because they all dress like you.
"If you're in your late, you no longer care about people and only think about earning money.
- When you first and you wonder: What is Psychology?, Give the simplest definition you know.
- When you last year and ask you what is psychology?, Answer 'good question'.
- Little by little you realize all the stupid things that cause psychological doctors and lawyers.
- You can not have lunch with your colleagues without talking about psychology.
- feel a deep desire to kill anyone who uses the word 'psychologist' as synonymous with 'paid friend'.
- If you are a man, at parties see how women approach you and circle around you while you listen carefully.
- If you are a woman, I will continue falling for a woman.
- If you study at a traditional university, think how it can be repeatedly qualified psychologists working in private, where you know the 1500% of what they know.
- If you study at a private university, think how it can be repeatedly psychologists graduates of public work, being that all they know is wrong or outdated.
- will spend more time criticizing politicians criticized psychiatrists.
- If your area is psychotherapy or psychology, always end up talking about sex.
- If your area is cognitive psychology, I say 'frustrated engineer. "
- If your area is neuropsychology, you say 'frustrated doctor. "
- If your area is community psychology, frustrated sociologist will tell you. "
- If you go out partying more than once every two weeks, you will feel guilty of not being read.
- For tests you will notice that almost photocopying the entire course has the same notebook.
- feel pleasure in mixing the words 'Psychology', 'Cyber' and 'entropy' in the same speech, against anyone who does not know these terms (almost everyone).
- If you love scientific psychology end up atheist and hate self-help texts, and metaphysics repugnant you want to kill the followers of Depack Chopra, Osho, Sai Baba, Carlos Coactemoc Sanchez, Castro and Paulo Coelho.
- At first you see your teachers as real idols.
- If you are a man, the first few weeks you will be amazed to be surrounded by so many women.
- When studying psychopathology to memorize faster symptoms and signs, will try to remember your friends cast of the head. "
- you will be sorry that in Latin America, taking about 50 years doing intelligence-based diagnostic tests for the U.S. population.
- If you are a man, women and lay you out in your career, that are more 'calm' than your peers.
- If you are a woman, men and lay you out in your career, men who are less 'calm' than your peers.
- You realize that the psychology without biology is nothing.
- You realize that biology without chemistry is nothing.
- You will notice that without the physical chemistry is nothing.
- You realize that physics without mathematics is nothing.
You realize that if the logic of mathematics is nothing.
You realize that logic is relative.
think you've been a fool all your life.
- If you get angry with a friend or colleague, you know that tossing a coin is much better than arguing, as discussions between psychologists are a waste of time. And the last
.- If someone asks' Am I this analysis? " put up with all your violence, and just smile. That way you will begin to train your SMILE PSYCHOLOGIST. FIN
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