From now I clarified that I did not write it (that's why going to look nice).
I say this so I will not fill with laudatory comments explaining that they admire my sense of humor and all that stuff ...
I received by mail and go one to know who came up with that idea. It is a little strong, I will not deny, but amused me.
... Most of what we used well, sitting with his back to the wall, driving the touch taps, but one came with a theory irrefutable:
-The bidet be used in front of the wall because the little thing on the water flow is just you in the right place, you can see the taps, the soap and towel .
Makes sense, I thought. When you touch me, I will try.
The next morning, with my gown sheltered at a little game I played in the cellular while doing what he had to do in the toilet .
crop ET. I squatted slightly and pivoting on one foot giving half turn almost like a choreographed of Ginger Rogers, and parked in a maneuver on the bidet, facing the wall. Great! I could access the shins, mix hot with cold until just lukewarm, I handled the pressure of the medium, even soap, towel, everything. Impeccable.
This friend was right, and introduced me to a world somewhat addictive. I took off my coat, jumped into the shower and went to the office , and late in the bidet.
In the office, so good. At lunch time you gave me innovate, and ordered a delivery of Chinese food : Pork with mushrooms and bamboo shoots. Very rich, but the effect was more instant than my morning coffee.
I went to the bathroom of employees pushing the songs: all the boxes were occupied. cagooo Me! The heads had gone out to eat, and his secretary was having lunch in the dining room ... so I surreptitiously slipped in the bath management. Meanwhile
examined all:
- What guachos these bosses! In the bathroom of employees we put a toilet paper with which You can file your nails as shit, but here are a gently, cloth towels, Glade Touch, soap-soap, liquid detergent that does not push a button sticky, magazines in a basket and even a basket with potpourri of cinnamon, jasmine and rose petals on the toilet bag.
finished. I went to the bidet. I did the same maneuver in the morning at home, pivoting on one foot ... half twist ... and I forgot I had pants and trousers at the ankles that made stops against the base of the bidet. Error.
textile Braking face threw me against the wall, bounced, slid to down and was hooked at the tip of the bidet bowl. My complaint was acute finite. Luckily I broke the lips against the tiles, only nosebleed me, and I spotted the white shirt that last night I ironed with Klara. With one hand he pulled a bit of toilet paper rolls and I did plug the two nostrils: it knew what he was bleeding.
Meanwhile I tried to advance on the bidet, facing the wall, hooked up to unzip my body, but I was almost kneeling on the floor because I continued to hold the pants against the base. I opened the hot, boiling jet me charred face, that little thing was just above the water. I stuck the fret, I opened the cold, and the pressure increased. It was like a h idrolavadora throwing lava in the ass. I wanted to lower the pressure to tap the middle, but facing the faucet was the opposite: increased strength, and I felt that I got up off the floor. I stopped as I could, I staggered back and fell on my head against the other wall.
So I found the secretary, after the maintenance of could force the door, passed out face up, a little screwed up, naked, face red as a beet the blood-stained shirt , toilet paper half dissolved in the nose and bidet jet to all that gave, tearing the ceiling paint.
I had to pay arrangements. In the upstairs moisture appeared to them in their sockets. At the bottom, on the walls. I paid for the painting, the painter, "I said drenched magazines, expensive toilet paper and soap until the rain broke bidetera.
Tips bidet when
* rely solely on the bidet in your home. He is your best friend, and you know of the temperature, pressure the and direction of rotation of the bobbin.
* A bidet others is more difficult to handle than a digger .
* This bidet alien will the speed of a Ferrari will go from zero to one hundred (degrees) in four seconds, the carbonizándote ass.
* The optimal management bidet controls implies knowledge of hydraulics and thermodynamics by an equation that includes: pressure from 0 to 100%, temperature A, B temperature, geolocation ass, index health and noise.
* When you master all these variables, you will play a bidet with monocomando .
* handle that possessed a joystick you rise from the floor. Prior practice with a jet-ski.
* Finally, do not trust your friends. Innovate is bad ...
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