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As today

International Women's Day beautiful and intelligent, I leave here some famous quotes of women to consider.

And do not forget our leiv-motiv: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of reaching

safe and sound in a body attractive and well preserved, but a career the edge of precipices, chocolate in one hand and glass of wine in the other, but totally dilapidated and shouting

Guauuuuuuuuu, what little trip!

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong

-Inside me lives a thin woman screaming to get out, but I silenced her with cookies. Fabiana

-In life, the years more screwed are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes

-No I vacuumed up invent one that can be mounted. Roseanne Barr

"Old age is no place for wimps ... Bette Davis

-The thirty-five, the age when finally you have your head planted but the rest starts to fall. Caryn Lescher

"If you can not be a good example, then you have to be a horrible warning. Anonymous

HAPPY DAY, WOMEN!

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WISDOM

A old had a lake on his farm. After a long time, decides to see if everything was in order. He took a basket to take the ride and bring some fruit by the way ... But as it approaches the lake, animated voices heard.

saw a group of women bathing completely naked .
Seeing all went to the deepest part of the lake, keeping only his head above water.
One woman shouted:
- We will not leave while you are away!
The old man replied:
- I do not come here to see them go nude swimming or lake!
Lifting the basket, he said,
- I'm here just to feed the crocodile ...


PRACTICE

comes a kind of a hotel room and asks . The manager says he only has a bed in a shared room, which nobody wants because the other guest hoarse strong.

The guy replied that no problem and decide to share a room.
The next morning the manager asks if she slept well.
"Perfectly," replied .- Thanks!
- And the Lord of the snoring?

"Look, just entered the room, gave him a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the buttock, and he spent the night with open eyes and the contrast against the wall!

MENOPAUSE

With the new technology applied to fertility , a 65 year old woman gave birth to a baby . When he left the hospital and went home, got his to visit family.

- Can we see the baby? Asked one of them.
- Not yet, "said the mother brand 65.
Half an hour and a question and concerned relatives ...
- Can we meet the new baby? Nooooooooooo
"Still, her mother said. Go
a while and ask again, impatient.
"Why, When will we see the baby? "When
cry was the reply.
- When you cry? Claimed.
- Why do we have to wait until he cries?
- Because I do not remember where I put it ...!!!

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last month we had another birthday 15. This time there was no high heels or high production staff and for the occasion, the celebration took place in a player . Yes, this place full of balls where children little ones entertained for hours and infected with lice .

I think the dream of all adults of my generation who have taken so long to our own children but always denied us the chance to experience how it feels to get into this mysterious space.

This party out of the ordinary. First, I loved the idea of \u200b\u200bgoing dressed in jeans and sneakers . Then, with the informality of the hearing, the adults we mingle with the guys dancing strict compliance with the proposed games. Nothing exotic delicacies. Pizza for everyone and enough. Then sweet table with a variety of cakes left us with his mouth open and finally and best of all: the routine lasted only 4 hours. Enough to finish the carnival in Rio . Neither too long nor too short. The perfect time to enjoy and to stay who want to stay a little longer.

But the icing on the cake was in the maze ... There, where, according to my husband and son , I was not going to set foot, I completed my tour at the end in throwing pool full of balls. It was an extraordinary feeling that none of my critics felt it did not dare to enter. And they lost.

Of course, the next day I could not move. I think these areas are not suitable for over 40 but does not sting like scabies and at least once in my life I had the pleasure to know why more children die by the players.

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