WISDOM
A old had a lake on his farm. After a long time, decides to see if everything was in order. He took a basket to take the ride and bring some fruit by the way ... But as it approaches the lake, animated voices heard.
saw a group of women bathing completely naked . Seeing all went to the deepest part of the lake, keeping only his head above water.
One woman shouted:
- We will not leave while you are away!
The old man replied:
- I do not come here to see them go nude swimming or lake!
Lifting the basket, he said,
- I'm here just to feed the crocodile ...
PRACTICE
comes a kind of a hotel room and asks . The manager says he only has a bed in a shared room, which nobody wants because the other guest hoarse strong.
The guy replied that no problem and decide to share a room. The next morning the manager asks if she slept well.
"Perfectly," replied .- Thanks!
- And the Lord of the snoring?
"Look, just entered the room, gave him a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the buttock, and he spent the night with open eyes and the contrast against the wall!
MENOPAUSE
With the new technology applied to fertility , a 65 year old woman gave birth to a baby . When he left the hospital and went home, got his to visit family.
- Not yet, "said the mother brand 65.
Half an hour and a question and concerned relatives ...
- Can we meet the new baby? Nooooooooooo
"Still, her mother said. Go
a while and ask again, impatient.
"Why, When will we see the baby? "When
cry was the reply.
- When you cry? Claimed.
- Why do we have to wait until he cries?
- Because I do not remember where I put it ...!!!
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